Like this:

1.  Trying to put out a flaming piece of tape with an ethanol soaked tissue = not a good idea

2. Leaving a graduation ceremony early ensures that you will get first dibs on the free food

3. I am not motivated enough to get my lazy ass out of bed to work out in the morning.  Help! Anyone!?

4. If you leave crumbs on the floor for several days ants will find them. lots of ants.

5. Attending other people’s graduation ceremonies is fun because it reminds me that I will graduate. One day. eventually..

Overall a very productive week indeed   Now its time to go play in the woods for a week!